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Oh, the Places You'll Go in Hipstik (to the tune of Dr. Seuss’s Classic)

by LAURA MCGUIRE

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!

You have Hipstik tights or sheers on your hips.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're actually comfortable. And you can move all around.
And YOU are in charge, not a control top tight bound.

You can cartwheel, bike ride
Hail a taxi or take the bus.
You'll head straight to work without a sag or a fuss.

They’re softer you’ll say
and durable, too.

Out there things can hold you back
and frequently do
if you are wearing something other than
Hipstiks on you.

Go to a meeting or two.
Eat all that lunch if you choose.
Never feel a moment of squeeze
because you’re wearing Hipstiks with ease.

OH!
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!

You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
To a party or drinks with your friends wearing tweed.
The errands, the baby, the dog in the lawn.
And you’ll fall asleep forgetting you even have them on!

Buy on Amazon: Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. Seuss

 

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